Are you literate?
Do you like the The Eve Onion?
If you answered yes to both of those questions, we'd like to hear from you. We want to expand so we can produce more good quality, reliable and in-depth news articles. Wink wink. We're looking for people who can write to a good standard on gaming related related satire topics. Ideally we'd like you to write at least 1 article per month, but you're welcome to do more.
If you'd like to apply send a sample article to email@example.com preferably along with your Eve character name. This article should be around 400-800 words and should be satirous in nature and topic. If you're of high enough quality you shall join the prestigious news agency that is the The Eve Onion.